sunshine and rope swings

10.14.2004

she drinks a whiskey drink...she drinks a vodka drink...she drinks a lager drink...she drinks a cider drink...

this is the forward christen sent to me:
with a "hahahaha" preceding it.

Are you tired of all those sissy "friendship" poems that always soundgood, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series ofpromises that really speaks to true friendship:1. When you are sad - I will help get you drunk and plot revenge againstthe sorry SOB who made you sad.2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about howmuch worse it could be and to quit whining.6. When you are confused - I will use little words.7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are wellagain. I don't want whatever you have.8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.This is my oath...I pledge it until the end. Why? you may ask. Becauseyou are my friend. Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then getdepressed because you can only think of two and one of them isn't speakingto you right now anyway.Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend willhelp you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.A good friend will come and bail you out of jail... but a true friendwill be sitting next to you saying, "Damn... that was fun!"

This is the e-mail i sent back to her

" When you are sad - I will help get you drunk and plot revenge against the sorry SOB who made you sad."

i think i must have subconsciously already read this yesterday afternoon after i was sad about taking my final and doing NOT WELL.....b/c sidebar and i had a date and a LOT of drinks (martini, cuervo shot, vodka cocktail, red-headed slut...no lunch)....which made me sit drunk and not well through the next class (for two and a half hours) and then spend the night alternating between being paralyzed in the bed and puking and huddling on the cold bathroom floor with a bowl of soup that i kept trying to eat and that my body kept rejecting.....so, next time....you have to be there so we can plot revenge instead of jelena's body plotting it against her.

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yeah. so sidebar and i are not friends. it's 3:30 - a full 24 hours after i drank and i am not doing well. about as not well as i did on that final.
plus i missed mine, wendy's and bob's celebratory jelena is done with accounting dinner out last night......i hear they had a good time though.

:(

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