sunshine and rope swings

3.31.2005

card carrying membership revoked.

ok,

so bob has revoked my card carrying membership of all things lesbian twice in the last week, however i told him HE definitely had no sway in that decision. but, i think i must take it upon myself to revoke my own membership. *sigh*

first, story one. we're chatting with brian, our neighbor (and his landlord and our landlord are good friends)...well brian mentions the fact that lisa (his landlord) has a "partner" so we now know lisa is gay. later, i say to bob, "so dianna's (she's our landlord) friend lisa is gay..that's pretty cool" and bob then tells me that i have no gaydar anymore and that dianna is gay. i am taken aback. WAY BACK. like, no way bob..you're fucking with me. and he was like, "what? you really didn't know?" and goes on to berate me and revoke my membership for the first time.

moving on to story two. last night in class with dr. reilly (my beloved advisor and teacher for 5 hours straight (or not so much) on wednesdays, my friend dan was joking with her before class and made a joke along the lines of, "oh so your husband has to deal with that all the time...." and she responds, "one, you assume i have a husband. i have a partner...." so i am flummoxed. no freaking way. and she goes on and keeps talking and never mentions a gender. so i get home and am totally mind-blown and mention it to bob. he laughs, makes fun of my non-gaydar again and revokes my membership. however, i'm not convinced...maybe she is like dr. blatchely at ASC who calls her significant other of millions of years her "partner." it is not necessarily gender-bound. well, today i take dr. reilly's home phone # and put it into google. guess what pops up. her name right beside her address up in lawrenceville. and a woman by the name of julie alongside the same address in lawrenceville.

case closed. i'm fired from being a lesbian. or a half. fucking a...what do i have to do to get the gaydar back????? i cannot BELIEVE this. really.

other than that, i'm freaking freezing right now. like chilled through. and watching a nature program. and the animals are in various states of repose around me. and all i really want to do is read a book. maybe i'll do that. i should be productive though.

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